1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,519 You're not weird if you don't fancy someone. 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:04,999 You just don't fancy them, and that's OK. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,799 Yeah, but why would you want to be with someone who annoys you 4 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:07,879 half the time? 5 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:08,919 I wouldn't. 6 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:10,279 I had a daughter when I was 13. 7 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:11,519 She's with his family. 8 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:12,599 Hi, Mia. 9 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,039 I don't want to put any pressure on you. 10 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,479 Yeah? I just want you to know that I'm with you, 11 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:17,879 if this is ever what you want. 12 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:19,359 Kyle, what are you playing at? 13 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:20,399 I'm desperate. 14 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,919 It'll be two hours, max. 15 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,199 I can't do it. It's a joke. 16 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,119 Don't be so hard on yourself. You're new at this. 17 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,959 Mia had a great time. She can't wait to see you again. 18 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,719 Why is he lying? No. 19 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,719 Look, maybe it just didn't go as bad as you thought it did. 20 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,839 I am an internet sensation. 21 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,119 You're going to do make-up tutorials? 22 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,999 Do you think I'm rubbish at doing make-up? 23 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,879 Of course not, Portia. You look amazing. 24 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,999 I mean, I would love to look like you. 25 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,119 I guess I'm just going to have to find another way to become rich 26 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,399 and famous, aren't I? You can join my football team. 27 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,119 Become the next Chloe Kelly. 28 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,959 I didn't realise you were into footy. 29 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,560 Football, totally my vibe. 30 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,559 Yeah, that's nice. Thanks, coach. 31 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,079 Go on, Portia. 32 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,799 To think you were only dragged down here last week. 33 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,119 You've really come into your own. 34 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,400 Find that focus, you can do this. 35 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,599 Unlucky. 36 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,240 We'll work on it tomorrow, yeah? 37 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,359 Keep the focus. 38 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,470 Why do you always walk to school this way? 39 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,159 You keep making me late. 40 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,999 I'm not going to walk past tomorrow. 41 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,319 Fine. 42 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,239 Got some skills I should be working on anyway. 43 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:39,200 You, Portia Weaver, do not need to work on any skills. 44 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,479 Yeah. The Costa Blanca. 45 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:57,839 Nice. Sounds nice. 46 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,599 Actually, it's the Costa Brava, but... 47 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,439 I'm guessing it's just as nice. 48 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,959 Ooh, you know what? There are a few day trips/restaurants 49 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,719 I'd like to get booked ASAP. 50 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,079 It's just the early evening slots, 51 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,639 they tend to go, and I can't eat past 8.00pm, so... 52 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,919 Sorry, 8.00pm? Why? 53 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:15,119 Oh, all right, you know, just like to be organised. 54 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,479 Have you seen his lunchbox? 55 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,039 He's got designated snacks for each break. 56 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,799 Wow. Tiny little compartments. 57 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,119 10.00am, snack. 58 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,879 12.00pm, protein. 59 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:29,399 3.00pm... Come on, What? Yeah, yeah. I like routine. Shoot me. 60 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,519 That doesn't mean I just can't abandon it 61 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,080 and fly by the seat of me pants. 62 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,599 And the last thing was just a couple of staff absences. 63 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,039 Couple meaning two? 64 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,919 Couple meaning four? 65 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,039 What? There's a bug going around, 66 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,119 and we've still got the problem with the languages vacancy. 67 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,319 Right, so what are we doing? 68 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,279 Well, I've moved around a few timetables, 69 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,999 and the supply agency has come up trumps, 70 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,359 so an actual language teacher will be with you pronto. 71 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,559 Thank you, Wendy. That's great. 72 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,239 You were in early again. I thought you might have sorted it. 73 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,199 Well, this is fine for today, 74 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,639 but supply teachers don't work in the long term. 75 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,240 I know. A reliable, consistent teaching staff is everything. 76 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,280 We'll get on it. 77 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,519 Hey, stranger. 78 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:22,759 Hey. 79 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,239 Cute chat last night. 80 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,239 But did your phone die about 10.00 or something? 81 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,679 What? 82 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:29,800 You left me on read. 83 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,690 Not that I mind or anything. It's just casual, isn't it? 84 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,639 Yeah, it was my dad. 85 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,079 He's always telling me to turn my phone off. 86 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,330 Him and Ashton just pet my head all the time. They just don't get me. 87 00:04:43,331 --> 00:04:46,679 Sorry, you don't need to know about all that. 88 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,959 It's all cool. Honestly, don't worry. 89 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,839 I'll see you in class, yeah? 90 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,080 Yeah. 91 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:07,439 Erm, let's just keep this on the down low for now, yeah? 92 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,959 You don't want to rub it in Izzy's face. I get it. 93 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,839 Totally cazh. 94 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:12,920 Yeah. 95 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,120 It is also way hotter that way. 96 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:21,279 Any chance we could meet at yours one time? 97 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:25,000 Really? With my mum and my gran there? 98 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,120 Maybe I'll have to swing by the football again after all. 99 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,559 And now the inclusion unit is open, 100 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,199 the reintegration of the new intake should be seamless. 101 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,479 Right, onto the vacancy problem. 102 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,119 Problems. 103 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,959 Yes. All sorted. 104 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,279 Ah, right. What, we being cloned? 105 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:46,879 LAUGHTER 106 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,799 More supply teachers? What? 107 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,639 The kids respond badly to the supply teachers. 108 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,199 There's no continuity. 109 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,519 They just play up. 110 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,719 Yeah, they have the best hour of their lives, 111 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,479 and then we've got to peel them back off the ceiling. 112 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,719 Well, as part of the SMT, 113 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,839 you'll know how hard these gaps are to fill. 114 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,319 Thank you, Joe. 115 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,959 Mrs Drake and I are well aware that this isn't perfect, 116 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,879 but they stick to our consistent teaching styles, 117 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,159 they handle the kids. 118 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,919 All supply staff are experienced teachers. 119 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,039 Really? 120 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,090 Absolutely. 121 00:06:15,091 --> 00:06:18,439 But don't you worry your little heads about it. 122 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,399 Every supply you've ever seen in your life 123 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,079 will pale into insignificance. 124 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,360 I've got this covered. 125 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,760 Miss Haydock? 126 00:06:39,051 --> 00:06:43,639 What happened to walking to school together? 127 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,719 Chill out. 128 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,839 You weren't with one of the boys, were you? 129 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,239 Can't help if my skills attract some male attention. 130 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,400 Pass. 131 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,279 Yes, the boys! 132 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,439 Yeah, but that's the point. 133 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,919 You've got good skills - why don't you build on that? 134 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,559 I am. And I will. 135 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,599 Don't be jel that I'm a good footballer, Shola. 136 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,999 Actually not. 137 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,199 It's not like I'm any good at school like you, 138 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,439 or guys falling at me feet. 139 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,639 But for once, I am getting a bit of attention, 140 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:08,759 so just let me be. 141 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,039 Just don't jump into anything too quickly, yeah? 142 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,240 SHE SIGHS Whatever. 143 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,919 Really? How many years ago was that? 144 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,479 I know what you're thinking. 145 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,239 She doesn't look old enough. 146 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,599 I can vouch for that. 147 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,159 She was my teacher. 148 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,400 Really? Yeah. Donte Charles. 149 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,319 Nope. 150 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,119 Rings a vague bell, but... 151 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,399 Well, you've probably seen a thousand kids since that ugly mug. 152 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,479 And substituting for ten years as well. 153 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,559 For me sins. 154 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,559 It's all right, though, you know, I mean, 155 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,999 mainly I get treated like a piece of poo on the bottom of 156 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,679 a year seven shoe, but no marking, no parents. 157 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:52,080 I couldn't teach full-time anyway, not with my delicate joints. 158 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,239 Oh, would you like me to...? 159 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:59,199 Oh! Thank you, Neil. 160 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,639 Any time. 161 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,799 Miss Haydock, I've got your timetable. 162 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,000 Oh. There you go. 163 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,239 A couple of Spanish classes. 164 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,359 Really? 165 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,559 Chivalry is not dead, Donte. 166 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,639 Yeah, and neither's Coral, Neil. 167 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,280 Oh, please! 168 00:08:16,281 --> 00:08:19,679 You'll see it's quite rigid, but so is the curriculum, 169 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,959 so if you stick to that, the kids will respond. 170 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,919 They'll really appreciate the consistency. 171 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,599 Say the words, take the money. I know. Great. 172 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,719 I'm sure you've got lots of supply teachers who think they know 173 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,759 way better and want to get far too involved, but that is not me, 174 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,039 Mr Donovan. 175 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:37,439 I have never so much as put a beautifully pedicured toenail 176 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,359 out of line. 177 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,559 OK. 178 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:41,840 Neil? 179 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,840 BELL RINGS 180 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:56,280 You can work in pairs, but quietly, please. 181 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,919 Seriously, what is up with you today? 182 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,559 Nothing. 183 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:08,799 Well, before, you were all weird cos everyone fancies Shola. 184 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,759 And now you're, like, all odd and smiling. 185 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,279 I don't care who fancies Shola. 186 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,759 I might be seeing a new lad meself. 187 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:22,559 Who? Is he from your football thing? 188 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,319 I can't say. 189 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,400 Why? I just told him I wouldn't. 190 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,479 I wish I could, Ton, but... 191 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:32,880 I'm not bothered. 192 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,970 His trust is just really important to me right now. 193 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,960 Sounds like a massive red flag. 194 00:09:39,961 --> 00:09:43,919 I don't want you thinking he's a bad person. 195 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,359 He's really not. I don't even know who it is. 196 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:47,840 Fine. 197 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:50,720 It's Ben. 198 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,559 Ben? As in Drake? 199 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,120 Sh! 200 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:02,199 You're seeing Ben Drake and he wants to keep it a secret? 201 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,079 Yes. 202 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,839 Why? Because he didn't keep Izzy a secret. 203 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,079 Exactly. 204 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,519 Did you see how that one ended? 205 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:15,559 And he really doesn't want to hurt Izzy's feelings, which is well cute. 206 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:18,720 So please don't tell anyone. 207 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,000 Sh. 208 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,719 Come on. It can't be that bad. 209 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,439 I'm going to die. 210 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,680 Really? 211 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,080 Of embarrassment. 212 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:42,199 Nah. Do you know what? You'll be fine. 213 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,639 Yeah. Chlamydia is well common, isn't it? 214 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,240 Well, have either of you had it? 215 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,999 Er... 216 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,759 Do you know what? We are going to sort this out together. 217 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:56,399 Yeah. But who have you gone with to get it off? 218 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,040 I fell for party boy, didn't I? 219 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,919 He knew how to have a good time, and, 220 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,279 well, he was actually quite sweet, till he wasn't, so... 221 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,680 It was Ben Drake. 222 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,120 It's not actually that sweet now. 223 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,039 OK, standard pass. 224 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,679 Remember, elbows tucked in, coming from the chest. 225 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:21,039 OK? Go on, Iz. 226 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,639 Dad! Got all this energy. 227 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,919 A proper little spring in your step. 228 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,359 Hey, listen, I don't know where this has all come from, 229 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,359 but just don't let it get in the way of your studies, OK? 230 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,999 What? No messaging your friends talking about course work all night 231 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,199 every night. That is studying. Yeah, yeah, course it is. 232 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,160 OK, let's switch players. 233 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,399 Well done, guys. Keep it going. 234 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,799 Come on. That's it. 235 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,200 Standard passes. Elbows tucked in. 236 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,330 BELL RINGS 237 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,639 You OK? 238 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,119 No, not really. 239 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,879 My lunchbox is missing. 240 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:11,159 Right, I've missed my 10.00am snack, and I can feel my blood sugar 241 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,360 dropping, and I'm not enjoying it at all. 242 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,039 You little... 243 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,119 Look, I'm sorry, OK? I'm sorry. 244 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,759 But... No. 245 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,119 Just wanted to prove a point 246 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,799 that you cannot fly by the seat of your pants. 247 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,799 And that doesn't mean that I don't love you, 248 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:33,959 but maybe let's try and be spontaneous. 249 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,159 Yeah? Break the cycle. 250 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,279 Spontaneous? Yeah. 251 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,839 Fine. 252 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,319 Really? 253 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,480 Oh, really. OK. Yeah. 254 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,239 All right. 255 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:49,479 Maybe we should get a takeaway or something for lunch. 256 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,919 Yeah? Takeaway? For lunch? 257 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,560 So now? OK. Yeah. Do it. 258 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,919 Make the call. 259 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,599 Yeah. Brr, brr. 260 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,799 Hello. Is that the takeaway? 261 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,799 Good. It's good. It's good. 262 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,039 Don't feel good, though. 263 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,520 I'll get maybe some fruit or something. 264 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,199 Thank you, Neil. Just pop that there. 265 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,559 If we can get it all plugged in... 266 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,999 You OK? 267 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,879 Yeah, why wouldn't I be? 268 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,280 Well, with Leone still being around. 269 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,359 Right. 270 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,599 Agnes Eccleston. 271 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,959 Here, Miss. 272 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,759 In Spanish, we say presente. 273 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,879 What? It means present. 274 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,519 Yeah, I figured that out, but we don't normally say that. 275 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:40,679 Well, just say what you're used to. 276 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,479 Aleena Quereshi. 277 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,679 Looks like she's not presente, Miss. 278 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:46,879 Where is she? 279 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:51,599 Do you also have Lois Taylor Brown and Stacy Neville in this class too? 280 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,239 Yep. Yes, right. Well, they'll be up to no good. 281 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,759 I'll go looking. Oh, don't worry. 282 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,759 It'll be fine. I know what girls are like. 283 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,599 Probably fixing their caballo. 284 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,079 Fixing their horse? 285 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,599 No, their hair. 286 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,159 Caballo. 287 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,839 It's hair. Cabello is hair. 288 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,839 Caballo is horse. 289 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,799 You don't speak Spanish, do you, Miss? 290 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,439 Actually, French is my preferred language. 291 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,639 Yeah, Miss Haydock has 50 years on all of you lot. 292 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,479 Well, not quite. 293 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:24,279 I'm sorry. What I meant was that we should respect her experience 294 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,840 and make her feel welcome. 295 00:14:25,851 --> 00:14:30,119 Would help if she could speak Spanish, though. 296 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,359 Right, inclusion unit now. 297 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,720 Come on, sir. I didn't... You've done enough. 298 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,840 Bye. 299 00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:40,479 Got to stick up for your new girlfriend, ain't you, sir? 300 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,760 Shut it. 301 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:46,440 OK, talk quietly amongst yourselves. 302 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,639 Thank you, Mr Guthrie. 303 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,399 I hope I didn't overstep. 304 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,759 No, no, no, no. 305 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,359 Just as Mr Donovan said, don't get too involved. 306 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,759 Just get through the day. Yes. 307 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:03,679 Right, well, TV is done, unless there's anything else you need. 308 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,239 You teach history, don't you? 309 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,279 I'm covering A-level later, 310 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:14,640 and I just wondered, could you draw me up a jazzy little lesson plan? 311 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,199 Absolutely. 312 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,839 Yeah. It's a fascinating syllabus, that one. 313 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:24,079 Your wife is one lucky woman. 314 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,800 Well, there is no wife. 315 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:34,280 But there is a lady and a baby, both of whom I love very much. 316 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,600 See you at break, Neil. 317 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,080 Yeah. 318 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,840 OK, let's crack on. 319 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,440 So here, maybe we put... 320 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,759 You've been sent here. What did you do? 321 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,880 Nothing. Like, literally nothing. 322 00:16:02,881 --> 00:16:06,959 Well, you don't get kicked out of class for no reason, do you? 323 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,439 So...come on. 324 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,879 I got kicked out of class 325 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,959 like Mike got kicked out of his relationship with Mr Casey 326 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,120 for absolutely no reason. 327 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,319 Schuey. Mitchell. 328 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,679 You and Joe don't even suit each other. 329 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,279 At least him and Mike are well matched. 330 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,239 It won't be long till he's bored of you too. 331 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,680 I'm warning you. 332 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,080 Whatever. 333 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,760 PEOPLE SPEAKING SPANISH IN VIDEO 334 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,759 Listen to the pronunciation, please. 335 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,479 This is all part of the curriculum. 336 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,160 Yes? It's very important. 337 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,959 All you need to do is go to the doctor, get some... 338 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,959 Ah! Los tres amigos. 339 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,359 What? 340 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,559 Just sit down. 341 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,399 Guys, just stop talking about it, cos you're ruining my street cred. 342 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,639 It's your fault. No. It's not my fault. 343 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,359 You can't know from what people look like. 344 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,599 Girls, is there a problem? 345 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,880 No. 346 00:17:19,881 --> 00:17:22,839 We can't tell you, Miss. It's boy stuff. 347 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,679 Come on. Spill. No. 348 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,799 Well, if there isn't a good enough medical reason for you 349 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,439 being late to my class, then I'm afraid... 350 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:33,279 She does have a medical reason. A very bad one. 351 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,519 Well, what? A baby? An STI? 352 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,759 No, I'm not stupid enough to get myself pregnant. 353 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,159 Oi! 354 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,679 I'm sorry. I didn't mean... 355 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,679 I mean, Mia's great. I didn't mean to... 356 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,319 Look, it's... 357 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,760 WHISPERS: ..chlamydia. 358 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,759 I've had it twice. 359 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:53,879 You just need to speak to the doctor, pop a few pills, 360 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,799 and then book yourself a girlie holiday while you lick your wounds. 361 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,039 Come on. 362 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:03,040 I thought all you Gen-Z-ers were all about owning your feelings. 363 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,639 Well, why don't we? What? 364 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,879 Book Ibiza. Just us girls, like we said. 365 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,279 Yeah. Something to look forward to. Really? 366 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,439 Yeah, we're booking it after this lesson. 367 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,370 Not even chlamydia is going to stop us. 368 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,279 Sh! 369 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,880 BELL RINGS 370 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:38,519 OK. Look, it's 11 minutes past 11. 371 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:42,399 But I do not care, right, because I bought us crisps, 372 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,079 some mini wafer chocolate bar thing, 373 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:49,399 and this, OK, that is a pasty. 374 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,839 Lunchbox? What lunchbox? 375 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,239 Well done. 376 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,480 Thank you. 377 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,520 Oh, I thought you'd be buzzing with that. 378 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,520 Erm... 379 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,159 ..Schuey came to the inclusion unit, 380 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:12,039 and he was going off about me and you again. 381 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,800 What? I'm not bothered, but... 382 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,319 ..it's not nice to hear. 383 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,680 Yeah. No, of course. 384 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,239 I'm sorry. 385 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,839 Anyway, pasty? That is a pasty. 386 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,760 Defo mine. Oh! OK. 387 00:19:36,651 --> 00:19:42,719 A girls' trip? Why does Aleena need something to look forward to? 388 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,919 I don't get it. Shut up! Well, who is it? 389 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,519 Social Services. 390 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,839 Left me a voicemail asking me to call them back. 391 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,279 So? Well, they probably know I had Mia the other day. 392 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,039 They want to tell me off or something. 393 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,359 I know it went really bad. 394 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,959 Hey, look, you know, it wasn't that bad. 395 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,399 I'm practically a stranger to Mia. 396 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,519 They're probably going to tell me to never go near her again. 397 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,510 Just ring 'em. You won't know otherwise. 398 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,879 Hey. 399 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,439 Oh, hey. 400 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,519 Ben, can I have a word, please? 401 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,639 I mean, sure. 402 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,519 Do you want to go...? No, not really. 403 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:21,999 You know, when I went into this...thing with you, 404 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,520 I thought I could trust you. 405 00:20:23,521 --> 00:20:26,839 And do you know how long it's been since I could trust anyone? 406 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,599 And then you've gone and done this to me. 407 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,000 Done what? 408 00:20:32,721 --> 00:20:35,999 Did you know about his infection? 409 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,399 Or, actually, are you the one that gave it to him? 410 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,920 What? He's given me chlamydia, hasn't he? 411 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,519 You caught chlamydia cos you slept with him? 412 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,559 Well, keep me out of it, cos me and him were done ages ago. 413 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,240 At least I made him wear something. 414 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,559 So how many girls have you been with? 415 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,919 This is not the time or the place. 416 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,159 You're a joke. 417 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,440 LAUGHTER 418 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,080 All right, done. 419 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,719 Hiya. Oh, hi. 420 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,039 What is that? 421 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,439 Oh, it's for Miss Haydock. 422 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,879 You just done her lesson plan? 423 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,519 Yeah, well, she's covering history A-level this afternoon 424 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:28,039 whilst I'm in a meeting with the department over recruitment 425 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,919 and retention of staff. 426 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,599 You do realise how ridiculous that sounds. Does it? 427 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:36,239 So did you spend your break creating this? 428 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,079 Yeah, I really didn't mind. 429 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,039 But who does that help, you or her? 430 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,239 Aside from a glorified baby-sitter, 431 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,080 what exactly is the point of this supply teacher? 432 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,399 Mr Donovan? 433 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,239 Yeah. I'm seeing him. 434 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,639 Ooh! Very nice. 435 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,959 Oh, he's cute. 436 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:03,119 He's kind of like, mysterious, as well. 437 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,679 And do you know what, Steph? I've tried. 438 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,679 I've tried not to dip me pen in the office ink, 439 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,479 but it's harder than it looks. 440 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,279 Self discipline comes with age. 441 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,560 Ish. 442 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,919 So it wasn't just about hurting Izzy? 443 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,159 The real reason you didn't want to be seen with me. 444 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,279 And I thought you were being kind. 445 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,280 Yeah, I was, but I just didn't want Izzy or Aleena... 446 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,879 Sorry. What's this about me again? 447 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,399 And you being "kind"? Nothing. 448 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,639 Do you know how embarrassing it was before back there, 449 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,599 getting accused of spreading chlamydia in front of everyone? 450 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,719 And you couldn't even defend me. 451 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,359 I thought, after everything, you might at least still have a heart. 452 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:47,800 Same. 453 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,039 Sorry, hold on. 454 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,519 Her as well? 455 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,679 You're sleeping with everyone! 456 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,959 Wait. Hold on. 457 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,119 Why was I getting accused of starting this chlamydia stuff 458 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:05,239 when you're sleeping with her? 459 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,999 Oh, shut up, I don't have it. 460 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,039 Right. What's going on here? 461 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,159 Well, you clearly do. 462 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,599 You're chlamydia patient zero. 463 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,199 Right, that's enough from all of you. 464 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,759 What is all this talk about chlamydia today? 465 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,199 Who are you? 466 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:24,319 You lot just talk about everything, how hard it is to be a kid. 467 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,519 Oh, well, ain't it lucky you're well old, then? 468 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,800 Hey, Portia. 469 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,359 When was the last time these kids had any sex education? 470 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,079 Well, we cover it in PSHE, but, to be honest, 471 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,959 we only discuss it theoretically. 472 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,399 It's not like we can send them to the STI clinic, 473 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,439 or make them get tests or anything, so... 474 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,999 ROWDY SHOUTING 475 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,159 Right, stop! 476 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,200 Pack it in or you'll be in detention for a week. 477 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,479 Hello, Cheryl? 478 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,479 Hi. It's Steph Haydock here. 479 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,199 Yes! That Steph. 480 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,919 Listen, I wonder if I could ask you a favour. 481 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,960 BELL RINGS 482 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:20,879 I know I should be covering science, but chemistry is cancelled. 483 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,759 What? Feminism. 484 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:26,319 I may be paid to babysit these lessons, 485 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:30,759 but I want you to see me as the cool baby-sitter, 486 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,199 the one who is going to teach you all you need to know 487 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:38,800 about coming of age and having sex responsibly. 488 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,879 Oh, this is cringe on cringe. 489 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,079 STIs are no laughing matter. 490 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,519 Miss, please. 491 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,479 I saw you all at break, pointing fingers, 492 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:55,159 and that's all well and good, but chlamydia needs treating and fast. 493 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,799 It can make you infertile. 494 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,399 It can leave you with long term pelvic pain, 495 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,319 and, lads, swollen...you know what. 496 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,919 Now, condoms do not only prevent unwanted pregnancies, 497 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,759 they can also prevent unwanted infections. 498 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,359 If you are sexually active, 499 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:17,199 you should be wearing one and testing regularly. 500 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,919 So I am going to give you the opportunity to do just that 501 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,759 right here today. 502 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,199 No way. We're not all mad at it, you know? 503 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,879 I know you're not. I'm not assuming you are. 504 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,679 There is never any reason to feel pressured into having sex. 505 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,039 But for those who wish to, there will be tests, 506 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,799 completely voluntary and discreet. 507 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,119 This is a joke. 508 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,359 No. No, I'm out of here. 509 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,879 Yeah, it's not a joke. It's not remotely funny. 510 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,599 In fact, weren't you the one that all this speculation 511 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,839 was about at break? 512 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,239 Whatever. 513 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,880 Then it's your responsibility as a sexually active adult. 514 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,800 Trust me, if you ignore it, it'll only get worse. 515 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,639 OK, anyone else who doesn't want to take their sexual health 516 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,690 seriously, please feel free. Follow him. 517 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,719 I'll do one if she does one. 518 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,040 Prove who's clean. 519 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,279 As I said, 520 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,359 this is as much about education as it is about participation, 521 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:26,119 so thank you to all of you who stayed. 522 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,800 PHONE CHIMES 523 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:35,079 Right, just bear with me. I'll be back in a couple of ticks. 524 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,360 Talk amongst yourselves. 525 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,280 You OK? 526 00:26:40,591 --> 00:26:46,959 So was it a slap on the wrist from social services, then, or what? 527 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,159 No. The complete opposite. 528 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,919 Kyle's parents aren't well. 529 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,159 He can't cope on his own full-time. 530 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,230 They've asked if I'll have shared custody of Mia officially. 531 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,679 That's amazing. 532 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,759 But I'm a complete stranger to her, Noel. 533 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,959 Just some random person. You saw what happened last time. 534 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,559 Yeah, but spending time with her officially, 535 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,639 you can find out more about her, build up a proper connection. 536 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,679 She's not just got some manual I can learn. 537 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:15,319 That bond, that mum bond, it takes years. 538 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,839 She's four, and she knows her mind. 539 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,679 She knows what she likes and what she don't like. 540 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,959 I can't make her love me. They're just setting me up to fail. 541 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,439 You're not being forced to have her. I sort of am, 542 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,359 cos if I don't agree to it, she goes into care. 543 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,599 Another family. 544 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,239 That's it. Chance gone. 545 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,799 Well... 546 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,839 ..just have a serious think about what's right, yeah? 547 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,919 What if I ruin her life, Noel? 548 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,210 I can't just click my fingers and become a mum. 549 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,359 Ah. A lovely lady dropped those off for you. 550 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,719 Ooh! Great. 551 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,479 Yeah, Cheryl, she's a diamond. 552 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,399 Yeah. She looked really familiar. 553 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,999 I thought I'd seen her somewhere before. 554 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,199 Well, you probably have, love. 555 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,919 She runs a local sexual health clinic. 556 00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,119 Anyway, just pop these on expenses. 557 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,520 OK. 558 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,599 Mr Swift, sorry to interrupt. 559 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,599 I need a word with Schuey. 560 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,950 Your boyfriend send you to tell me off, did he? 561 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:22,439 No, I wanted to tell you that I'm disappointed that you're here. 562 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,759 That's none of your business any more, so... 563 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,559 And to hear that your attitude has taken a backward step. 564 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,360 I thought you'd moved past all this. 565 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,079 You know, you were never a bad kid, Schuey. 566 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,879 Just bad circumstances? Well... 567 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,439 Never had a stable enough home? 568 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,240 Oh, I still don't have that, by the way. Right. 569 00:28:44,241 --> 00:28:48,119 I know you're angry at me, and maybe you don't understand 570 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,440 why me and Mike couldn't be together. But we weren't happy. 571 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,280 And sometimes you have to break the cycle. 572 00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:01,680 I needed something new, OK, to make me a better person. 573 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,079 But I never set out to hurt anyone, 574 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:10,160 and I know that I did, and for that, I am really sorry. 575 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,719 Can I get out of here, then? 576 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,479 No, you can wait till after lunch. 577 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,840 Cool. 578 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,799 Speaking of lunch, takeaway. 579 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,959 OK. 580 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,880 Your pick. OK. 581 00:29:38,191 --> 00:29:42,959 You can either do them in the toilets down there 582 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,680 or take them home. It's up to you. 583 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,959 Mm, I'm not actually having sex yet, so... 584 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,239 Well, good for you. 585 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,639 I'm just saying that if you ever decide to, 586 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,279 then don't be scared of these, that's all. 587 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,079 Miss...do they hurt? 588 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,119 Absolutely not. 589 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:07,959 Listen, if I had a pound for every one I've had to do, 590 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,480 especially since I downloaded the dating apps... 591 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,640 Come on. I'll do one with you. 592 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,079 You are in a pickle. 593 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,599 I'm fine. Well, why don't you do one? 594 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,999 Eh? Be the bigger person. 595 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,280 Bigger than him, anyway. 596 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,600 Come on. You'll feel better if you do. 597 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,280 BELL RINGS 598 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,440 CHATTER 599 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,519 Ooh! Care to share, boys? 600 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:07,519 Not adult content, by any chance? 601 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,599 Listen, I'm all for you enjoying yourselves, 602 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,399 but the clue's in the name - adult, over 18. 603 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,719 And as you're not coming to my sexual health lessons, 604 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,439 then I'm just not sure you're mature enough. 605 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,199 I think we are. 606 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,719 Do you? And also, lads, you don't want to be learning 607 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,399 about how to pleasure a woman from those sites. They're unrealistic. 608 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,919 Looks pretty realistic to me. 609 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,040 What's your name? 610 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,919 Your name. Ben. 611 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:35,999 Ben what? Drake. 612 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,879 Ben Drake, as in...? 613 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,159 Yeah. Mrs Drake's grandson. 614 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:44,239 Right. Well, perhaps, Mr Drake, you want to think less about the ladies 615 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,959 on the internet and more about the girls you go to school with 616 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,279 and how you have treated them all. 617 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,959 Leading a woman on back in my day was a cliche, 618 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,439 but now it's just wrong. 619 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,599 Back a horse and stick with it. 620 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,759 And while you're there, wrap it up. 621 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,519 Excuse me, Miss Haydock. 622 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:04,999 What exactly is going on? 623 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,159 Ah, Mr Donovan. I just... 624 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,919 Ben. 625 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,319 I'm negative. 626 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,159 Thanks to Miss, I can prove I didn't give you chlamydia. 627 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,559 Must have picked it up elsewhere to give Aleena. 628 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,799 Chlamydia? 629 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,079 But I don't have it either. 630 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,279 Well, you don't know, Ben, 631 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,479 cos you're too busy looking at porn to get a test. 632 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,519 Can somebody explain to me, please? 633 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,799 Look, Mr Donovan, I know you told me not to get involved, but... 634 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,759 Oi, Portia. What's your results, then? You give it Ben? 635 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,199 She said it was private. 636 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,810 Right. Can everybody head inside, please? Including you, Miss Haydock. 637 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,159 Come on. You're positive. Own it. 638 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,519 Why don't you go inside? 639 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,079 You don't want to be stood out here getting shamed. 640 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:49,039 No, I'm not going inside. I need to get away from you and everyone. 641 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,999 Bye, patient zero. 642 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,760 OK, everybody, that is enough. 643 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,199 Allowing pupils to take chlamydia tests, in lesson time, 644 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,359 without parental consent. 645 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,399 Where exactly is that on your timetable? 646 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,999 And what sort of liberties are you taking with our pupils? 647 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,759 Telling Ben Drake to wrap it up. 648 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,199 It's part of his education. 649 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,390 Well, I don't think Mrs Drake is going to see it exactly that way. 650 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,760 BELL RINGS 651 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,919 The internet is great. 652 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,399 Phone. 653 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,639 But we need to know these equations in our brains for the exam. 654 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,400 My brain's not working today, Miss. 655 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,119 Are you searching for flights? 656 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,479 I so need this holiday - sunshine, the beach, clubs. 657 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,879 No boys, though. 658 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:54,760 I mean, I'm like, "Will I ever be able to trust a guy again?" 659 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,759 Girl time's going to be amazing. 660 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,799 Right. Concentrate, please, girls. 661 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,439 Don't come for her today, Miss. 662 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,119 Right. Stacey, get out. 663 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,159 What have I done? 664 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,999 You are clearly not taking this lesson seriously. 665 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Oh, do you know what? Today can do one. 666 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,399 It's entirely inappropriate. 667 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,719 They're going to parties. They're watching porn. 668 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,119 No, not all of them. 669 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,359 And we don't pander to the minority, anyway. 670 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,839 And PSHE is there to cover those topics anyway. 671 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,519 Oh, what, some softy softy, wokey wokey chat where you're more 672 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:34,999 bothered about upsetting the kids or which parent's going to complain? 673 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,559 You really think you're the first person to question 674 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,239 this new way of doing things? 675 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:42,759 Trust me, I've been there, and it has its merits. 676 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,879 Stop trying to bring on the next revolution. 677 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,559 But they're not listening to you or PSHE. 678 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,199 They're getting all they need to know off the internet. 679 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,919 Yes, and that's why we limit the phone use in our schools. 680 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,839 I do know what I'm doing here, OK? This is not my first rodeo. 681 00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,399 Do you, though? 682 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:03,079 Cos your grandson isn't exactly adhering to the phone policy, is he? 683 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,439 I beg your pardon. 684 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,399 I saw him this lunchtime, looking at porn, showing all his mates. 685 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,719 He's got no respect for women. 686 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:13,159 Did you or his mother not explain that to him? 687 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,719 I will not have my family spoken about like that. 688 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:18,679 Well, I'm sorry, but it's him that's sleeping with both Portia 689 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,199 and Aleena, refusing to wear a condom. 690 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:25,119 I mean, did safe sex never come up in one of your wokey, softy chats? 691 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,639 If you think you can sit here insulting my teaching 692 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:31,679 and my parenting, after everything that you have done today, 693 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,039 then you are far, far stupider than you look. 694 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:39,319 Miss Drake, all I have ever wanted is to be useful to this school, 695 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,519 but I can see half of these kids sleepwalking into toxic 696 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,639 relationships with huge self esteem issues. 697 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,359 And now you have a huge unemployment issue. 698 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,799 You will never work in this school again. 699 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,999 Well, I have two lessons left to teach, 700 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,439 so I won't be leaving and losing a day's pay. 701 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,199 Fine. You can sit in the staff room for this afternoon, 702 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,760 collect your time sheet, and then go. Fine. Sounds good. Good. 703 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,319 Thank you. 704 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,280 We need to find Portia Weaver now. 705 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,199 Right, if you've calmed down, you can come back in. 706 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,280 What's it like? 707 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,400 Having a kid. 708 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:33,959 Oh, yeah, I did hear that you were going through that. I'm sorry. 709 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,599 Social services want me to have shared custody of my little girl. 710 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,319 Officially. 711 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,159 But I can barely look after myself. 712 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,639 Well, that's not true. 713 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,679 And social services, they wouldn't even let you if they thought so. 714 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,639 I just feel, like, totally out of my depth. 715 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,079 I saw her last week and I could barely do two hours. 716 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,239 That's probably just nerves. But she's not a baby. 717 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,839 I don't have time to have nerves and learn it all. 718 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,079 She's four, and she's smart enough to know that I'm winging it, 719 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,319 and I'm failing badly. Right. First things first. 720 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,239 You need to stop beating yourself up. 721 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,839 Every mum wings it. 722 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,839 I've winged it for 20-odd years, constantly trying to 723 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,959 convince my daughter that I'm not actually a monster. 724 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,079 You know, in the end, you look at your kid, 725 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:21,559 and you finally think, "You know what? I did all right. 726 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,079 "I got away with it." 727 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,719 So it's basically feeling like a failure for two decades? 728 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:29,359 Pretty much, yeah. But then, after that, 729 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:34,879 it's like you've got this new best friend for life. 730 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,639 And you'll be like me, where you're still young enough to go out, 731 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,839 you know, and have fun. 732 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,079 Cos by the time my friends were having kids, I had my life back, 733 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,150 and she was the one picking me up from the pub on a Friday night. 734 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,839 Thanks, Miss. 735 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,040 Come on. 736 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:58,839 Oh, and I was always the hot young mum in the playground. 737 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,200 Sweet. 738 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,039 Sir, I thought we had a supply today. 739 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:08,479 You do, but she is otherwise engaged. 740 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,039 You could say that I am the supply's supply. 741 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,240 HE ALONE CHUCKLES 742 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,839 Anyhoo, I have prepared a lesson plan. 743 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,479 KNOCK AT DOOR 744 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,920 Hi. Sorry, Mr Guthrie. Can I have a quick word with Schuey, please? 745 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,880 OK, what have I done wrong this time? 746 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,319 Look, I need to know, have you heard from Portia this afternoon? 747 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,959 No. 748 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,479 Why? Is she OK? 749 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,039 Erm... 750 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,279 ..she had an altercation at lunchtime, 751 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,210 and she's not returned to her classes. 752 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:53,600 We'll keep you updated, OK? I'm sure she'll be OK. 753 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,160 Yeah. Yeah. 754 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,199 I have four minutes for an emergency loo break. 755 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,639 What is it? Portia never turned up to English. 756 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,879 She's not picking up her phone. 757 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,359 All the teachers are out looking for her. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 758 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,279 What? I am worried about her. 759 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:26,399 What Izzy said, and your mate Ben, has clearly messed with her head. 760 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,719 All right, let's look for her, then. Wait, what? 761 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:30,759 No, I'm sure we can find Portia somewhere. 762 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,559 She's probably hiding in her new favourite football place. 763 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,039 I thought you only had four minutes. 764 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,399 Oh, you have an urgent hospital appointment. 765 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:42,119 Your mum forgot to ring, and you were in pain near the toilets. 766 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,719 You needed me there. 767 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,279 I can't use my medical condition. 768 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,079 And what about your bag? 769 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,440 I don't care. Come on. Let's go. 770 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,439 Hey, has anyone seen Portia Weaver on their travels? 771 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,599 No? Miss Haydock? 772 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,679 No. Is she missing? 773 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,559 Yeah. Oh, and call me Steph, by the way. 774 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,000 Sorry. Old habits. 775 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,679 Look, do you really not remember me? 776 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:20,239 Of course I do, you little scallywag. 777 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:23,359 When I told Jack I was coming back, he told me to look out for you. 778 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,679 Ah. How is Jack? Is he all right? 779 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,719 Mm, he's getting there, slowly. 780 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,759 Look, I'm sorry I blanked you. 781 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:34,239 It's just that going from school to school, I think it's better to just 782 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:38,159 remain anonymous, you know, keep me head down, get through the day. 783 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,359 Didn't work here, though, did it? 784 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,359 You could never be anonymous, Miss. 785 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,199 Never change, all right? 786 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,600 Thanks, Donte. 787 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,279 Calmed down? 788 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,319 What? Well, earlier. 789 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,879 Aleena was making accusations. 790 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,359 Portia was saying stuff. 791 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,999 I just wanted to let everyone know I didn't have chlamydia. 792 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,959 Defend myself. But clearly, I can't do anything right at the moment. 793 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,559 OK. I get that. 794 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,359 But Portia's gone missing. 795 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:16,319 And this mad fiery side, that's harder to understand. 796 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,919 Like, which is the real you? 797 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,040 Me. I'm the real me. 798 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,719 I'll be rude if I want to, so if you don't like it... 799 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,839 No, I don't, actually. 800 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,160 I think it's a lot. 801 00:41:27,301 --> 00:41:30,279 Think we should just cool things. 802 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,480 Fine. 803 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,399 You think this is where Ben and Portia hooked up? 804 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,959 Oh, can we just stick to the task in hand, please? 805 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,239 You all right, mate? 806 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:57,119 Can a manager put a shout-out over the tannoy or something? 807 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,880 Our friend, we're looking for her. 808 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,119 Maybe we should just go back to school. 809 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,599 Look, we might get caught. 810 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,879 No. Look, we'll find Portia. 811 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,120 And then we can squeeze in a cheeky five-a-side. 812 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,999 Hiya. Can I help you? 813 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,679 Yes. Hi. We're looking for a friend. She's called Portia. 814 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,990 Apparently, she comes here a lot. We just don't know our way around. 815 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:27,239 Tonya? 816 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,400 Dad? 817 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:38,640 Portia. 818 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,399 Please, Miss, don't. 819 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,170 Don't worry. I'm not going to tell you off. You all right? 820 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,439 I was better this morning. 821 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,120 When you thought that creep Ben Drake liked you? 822 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,559 Don't confuse sex with love, Portia. 823 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:57,919 I don't want love. 824 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:03,039 Well, we all do, really, even if we don't think we do. 825 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:07,279 To feel love, to be admired, to, as you young ones say, 826 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,200 have your main character moment. 827 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,239 But, actually, you don't need it. 828 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,559 You're a good kid. 829 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,239 You've got something about you. 830 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:21,159 Without a lad, without top GCSE grades. 831 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,999 You're going to be fine. 832 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,039 Really? Yes. 833 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,400 Just keep telling yourself enough, and you'll believe it. 834 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,519 Do you know what always makes me feel just that little bit better? 835 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,759 Bit of slap, touch of lippy. 836 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,199 Chucked mine away. 837 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,719 Ben told me it was too sticky. 838 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,279 What?! 839 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,399 Come on. 840 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,120 Let's let the other teachers know where you are. 841 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,400 Hey, she's back. 842 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:56,959 I thought I told you. 843 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,520 You were missing someone. 844 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,799 Oh, Portia. 845 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,360 Take a seat, love. 846 00:44:04,361 --> 00:44:10,559 I'm sorry if you were triggered by what Miss Haydock did today. 847 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:14,400 No. Miss Haydock was the only person who actually looked out for me. 848 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,279 Even if I didn't want to know, I needed to know I had chlamydia. 849 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,680 Oh, right. 850 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:31,279 Look, I'm aware of the accusations flying around about you, Aleena, 851 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,719 and my grandson. 852 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:35,079 I actually thought Ben liked me. 853 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,359 And I thought I made him feel good, too, but now, apparently, 854 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,119 I've given him chlamydia. I should have just told him 855 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,760 there was no way on earth it could have come from me. 856 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,080 Ben was the first person I've slept with. 857 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,959 Oh, Portia, none of this is great, 858 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,039 but is it not worth correcting these rumours? 859 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,319 Miss, I'll be fine. 860 00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,759 I just need to go back to being me. 861 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,410 I don't need to be the best at anything or have a bloke. 862 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,480 I'm OK. 863 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,759 I will have to tell your foster parents. 864 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,119 Whatever. 865 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,050 Please take care of yourself, Portia. 866 00:45:17,871 --> 00:45:24,239 Everything OK? Could you find out what lesson Ben is in, please? 867 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,440 Sure. 868 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,879 What, you own this place? 869 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,079 Yeah, and four others in the north-west. 870 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,559 I do a bit of coaching as well, 871 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,400 but it's mainly just overseeing how things are working. 872 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:39,719 I obviously would have dropped you a line, Ton, 873 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,319 knowing that you're nearby. 874 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,279 It's really cool. 875 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:47,399 Yeah, we're hoping to get some local school kids in, training, learning. 876 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,279 Future Lionesses are a priority, actually. 877 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,919 You fancy training? 878 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,760 This is mad. 879 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:58,039 So you're the coach Portia and Shola have been talking about? 880 00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:02,039 I suppose Preston was always the sporty one, wasn't he? 881 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,519 Yeah. 882 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:07,070 Until he starved himself half dead, so, you know, he couldn't any more. 883 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:13,599 What? You know, stuff your fancy offers, and stuff your fancy place, 884 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,000 because I don't want anything from you. 885 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:21,360 It's a shock to her. 886 00:46:21,361 --> 00:46:24,879 I probably should have rung rather than just 887 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:26,870 bumped into her like this after so long. 888 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,270 Why did you abandon your kid all those years ago? 889 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,400 All right! It's a bit harsh. 890 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,759 I'm protecting Ton, aren't I? 891 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,319 Well, their mum will tell you something different, 892 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,599 but I've always worked, travelled, owned businesses. 893 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,100 That's how I've got this today. 894 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:47,920 Well, it didn't suit family life. 895 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,650 Or the family life that Nicky wanted, anyway. 896 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,180 But I always missed the kids. 897 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,039 I'm not proud of how things worked out. 898 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,520 I'd treat them like kings if they'd let me in. 899 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,280 Just...tell her to ring me, yeah? 900 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,279 Chlamydia? But it's not just that, though, is it? 901 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,439 Porn. And in school. 902 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,479 You know it's illegal for under-18s like you to watch it, don't you? 903 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,799 Everyone watches porn, nan. 904 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,199 No, they don't, actually. 905 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,719 And they also don't have a clear disrespect for girls' feelings. 906 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:32,719 Create some sort of macho entitled impression of themselves. 907 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:35,319 Can we not do this here? Think they don't need to do an STI test. 908 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,250 Think they're somehow above all that. 909 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:44,280 You're not a bad lad, Ben, but this is not going in a good direction. 910 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,830 You know, I've already had this from the supply teacher. Good. 911 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,880 I'll speak to the girls later. 912 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,439 I am sorry. 913 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,490 And I'm sorry for embarrassing you, too. 914 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,519 Thank you. 915 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,759 Your mum and I will talk to you about that porn thing later. 916 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,810 OK. 917 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,800 Can I...? Yes. 918 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,599 Hi. 919 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:34,920 Hi. 920 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:40,639 I know I've messed up, and I need to be honest. 921 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,560 Well, I should have been honest from the start, really. 922 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,880 I've really liked spending time with you. 923 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,359 But I've hurt people. 924 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:56,480 And I'm just continuing to hurt people by leading them on. 925 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:04,400 I think...I need to break it off. 926 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,160 Cool. 927 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:12,359 We were never that serious, though, were we? 928 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,840 And it's unfair to carry on and mess with your head. 929 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:20,760 So I take it you're breaking it off with Aleena too? 930 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,960 Right. 931 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,759 You're a really cool girl, Portia. 932 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,600 SHE SIGHS Whatever. 933 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:56,199 I understand your worries about Mia. 934 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,839 And if it's too much of a rush, then, well, 935 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,839 maybe we should see her a few more times till you're ready. 936 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,070 I don't think mums are ever ready, are they? 937 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,439 I've just been trying so hard to be perfect, 938 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,679 because me and my mum aren't, 939 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,559 but I don't know if I'll ever be perfect, or if I'll be able 940 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:21,600 to make her love me or even like me, but...I'm going to try really hard. 941 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:26,640 I'm going to say yes to the social services...if you're in too. 942 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:30,680 Of course. 943 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:35,279 Right, then. we'll be great. 944 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:40,920 Yeah, and if not, then we do our best, yeah? Together. 945 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,559 Miss Haydock. 946 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,759 Oh, don't worry. I'm going. 947 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,559 No, don't. 948 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:57,679 Sorry? 949 00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:01,439 I was obviously alarmed at your very forward approach with the girls, 950 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,360 but for some reason, you managed to cut through the noise. 951 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,399 Teach them something worthwhile. 952 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:09,840 My grandson, at least. 953 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,840 Perhaps the softy softy, wokey wokey approach doesn't always work. 954 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:19,760 If the agency call you again, I hope you'll consider coming back. 955 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,120 Well, I don't see why not, do you? 956 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,680 BELL RINGS 957 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,040 HE GROANS 958 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,800 Joe. Oh! You! 959 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,599 Oh, you look a little bit pink. 960 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,919 Yeah. 961 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:57,999 It's the takeaway, the refined carbs. 962 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,199 Sorry. You didn't want to know that. 963 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,519 Er, actually, I do. 964 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,719 I want to know everything about you. 965 00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:09,479 So if you need designated foods at designated times, that's cool. 966 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,199 No, no, it's not cool. 967 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,559 It's just it's knowing that I need to be pushed 968 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,759 outside my comfort zone sometimes, right? 969 00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,199 But there is a limit. 970 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:23,400 OK. So no pre-booked dinners in Spain. 971 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,320 Fine. 972 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:33,879 Hey, Iz. 973 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,279 Where do you think you're going? 974 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,239 Car's this way. Taking Tommy shoe shopping, remember? 975 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:39,239 Correction - you are. 976 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:40,559 No, WE are. 977 00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,439 Just cos you want to play happy families 978 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,639 and pretend that everything's fine doesn't mean I want to, OK? 979 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,440 Hey, Iz, come on. No! 980 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,959 OK. All right, fine. 981 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:56,159 Just...if you didn't want to come, why didn't you just talk to me? 982 00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,159 I did. 983 00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,160 That is literally what I just said. 984 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,830 Call me when you get home, all right? 985 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,719 Portia. 986 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:15,599 Where have you been? They've had half the school looking for you. 987 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,080 Well, here I am. 988 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,320 You're all right, yeah? 989 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,240 Totally fine now. I'll ring you. 990 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,400 I didn't set out to deceive you. 991 00:53:28,401 --> 00:53:31,199 I did really like spending time with you. 992 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,119 Mm. 993 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:39,879 And I've realised that I need to put all of my energy into you. 994 00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,319 I do really like you. 995 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,239 Oh, do you? 996 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:45,440 Yeah. 997 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:50,399 Well, I really liked you too, when we were having fun at parties. 998 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,880 This isn't fun any more. 999 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,359 Bye. See you. 1000 00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,560 See you. 1001 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,200 Is he for real? Yeah, I know, it's gross. 1002 00:54:25,251 --> 00:54:29,799 So did she ever come back for your lesson plan? 1003 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,039 Oh, no. 1004 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,999 Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Stupid fool, but 1005 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,519 the truth is I just miss Coral being at school. 1006 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,239 Aw! 1007 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:43,239 Someone to have that sparky banter with, you know. 1008 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,159 But she's got the baby now, so. 1009 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:48,399 Yeah, well, Steph Haydock was the next blonde in line, so... 1010 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,599 Absolutely not. 1011 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,999 Coral is my life, thank you. 1012 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,599 Men! 1013 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,119 Look, it might be worth a chat. 1014 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:56,479 What? No. 1015 00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,759 I can't. My mum hates him. 1016 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,239 Imagine she comes off a training course and sees that, 1017 00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:02,919 oh, me and Daddy are bessie mates. 1018 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,879 Well, my mum didn't even tell my dad about me. Exactly. 1019 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,439 Donte didn't even know about you. 1020 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,239 That guy chose not to see me. 1021 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:15,520 All I know is I am glad I gave my dad a chance, OK? 1022 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,320 Call him. 1023 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,439 Yoo-hoo! 1024 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,559 Oh, Steph. 1025 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,879 I know you've been worried sick about me, Neil, 1026 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,119 but, actually, I'm fine, 1027 00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:33,070 so you don't need to worry your pretty little head about me. 1028 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,559 Right, which pub are we going to? 1029 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,599 Oh, I should get back. 1030 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:43,279 We all know you'll be more used to Coral in the pub anyway. 1031 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,839 Just come for one. 1032 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,320 I like this woman. 1033 00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:50,719 Oh! 1034 00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,080 First round's on Joe. 1035 00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:54,999 JOE: I think not. 1036 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,719 MUSIC: Fireworks by First Aid Kit 1037 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:03,639 I could've sworn I saw fireworks 1038 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:08,720 From your house last night. 1039 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,680 PHONE CHIMES 1040 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:44,279 MUSIC: People Help The People by Birdy 1041 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,719 God knows what is hiding in those weak and drunken hearts 1042 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:52,319 Guess he kissed the girls and made them cry 1043 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,959 Those hard-faced queens of misadventure 1044 00:56:54,960 --> 00:57:01,759 God knows what is hiding in those weak and sunken eyes 1045 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:05,239 Fiery throngs of muted angels 1046 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:09,959 Giving love but getting nothing back, oh 1047 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:15,919 People help the people 1048 00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:21,800 And if you're homesick, give me your hand and I'll hold it 1049 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:28,639 People help the people 1050 00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:32,279 Nothing will drag you down 1051 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:39,240 Oh, and if I had a brain, oh, and if I had a brain 1052 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:45,159 I'd be cold as a stone and rich as the fool 1053 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:51,080 That turned all those good hearts away 1054 00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:02,959 People help the people 1055 00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:08,400 And if you're homesick, give me your hand and I'll hold it 1056 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:15,439 People help the people 1057 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,719 Nothing will drag you down 1058 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:22,039 Oh, and if I had a brain 1059 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,640 I'd be cold as a stone and rich as... 1060 00:58:25,690 --> 00:58:30,240 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0